It's just a joke, so laugh along, don't take it bad
No right to hurt so I will laugh with them
I will laugh with them

Hi this is Mae I'm twelve years old and I'm at the beach
My friends and I are going to play in the sea
I'm all excited cause of Alice's new toy
She's a got a giant floating watermelon slice
And one by one we start to climb it up
Till it's my turn and they say I can't do it
"You wouldn't fit" jack said "you'd get us to fall"

It's just a joke, so laugh along, don't take it bad
No right to hurt so I will laugh with them
I will laugh with them

Got into martial arts and I couldn't love it more
I'm getting strong and sensei said this is my year
I'll get my black belt if I win some competitions
But first I gotta lose some weight or he won't let me
I'm sixteen and this is my very first diet
I really hate it but they seem to like me better
I'm not okay but now I got my black belt

It's just a joke, so laugh along, don't take it bad
No right to hurt so I will laugh with them
I will laugh with them

I didn't know if you wanted love you'd have to be thin
I'm still alone and noone ever hits on me
I have been doing this strict diet with my mom
At first it worked and I could bare the starving part
But now the scale keeps showing the same result
So I work out till I can't read and see
And tell my folks I feel too sick to eat

It's just a joke, so laugh along, don't take it bad
No right to hurt so I will laugh with them
I will laugh with them

My mother counts the calories in all her meals
My father gets mad if he's still hungry after he ate
My sister's sick and she decided not to eat
I've got my dish full and I feel their eyes on me
"You'll eat all that? No wonder why you're fat"
They laugh along and I look down in silence
My hunger's gone but they still force me to eat